just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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