They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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