"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i think im in europe. pls send help
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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