That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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