What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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