The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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