Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize