I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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