you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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