I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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