i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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