You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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