I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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