Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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