if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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