He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Found the puke drawer
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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