I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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