sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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