its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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