Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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