new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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