He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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