butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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