OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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