Please, let me fuck your mom
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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