if you like me you must not know who I am
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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