Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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