Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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