when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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