Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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