We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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