Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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