Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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