Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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