This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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