no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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