I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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