Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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