Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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