i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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