I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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