I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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