Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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