Do vagina's smell?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
