Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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