Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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