belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
is it fun? or sober?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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