no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
tell me about the fingering
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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