do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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