There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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