Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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