Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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